I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Drunk walkin through police station. America
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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