You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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