she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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