She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No...this little piggys going to the bar
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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