sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Randomize
