dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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