And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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