Porn is love you can see.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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