i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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