Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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