Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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