My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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