You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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