Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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