I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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