He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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