you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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