I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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