I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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