Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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