1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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