Quick, to the slutcave!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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