We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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