i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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