: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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