Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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