I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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