There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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