a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She bit a glass in half.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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