Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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