I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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