amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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