I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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