I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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