what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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