You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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