hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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