At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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