almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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