Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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