You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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