Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I believe in your delicious
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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