just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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