Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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