Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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