Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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