all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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