Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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