My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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