i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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