Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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