ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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