Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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